The amazing, ever-changing,
trailblazing, hair-raising
manually handled (handily),
semiannually updating
Album (or Base Station),
The Crapht...of Jason


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Transformered * Pariahs * Haunted Car * Iowa * Rockytop * Me and I * Words Fail * Psycho Killer * credits

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Does this song exist entirely to support the existence of the transformer dance? Or, does the dance exist merely to support the existence of the song? Unknown. But, if you listen to this song, you should do the transformer dance.

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The unsold merchandise of untold delights!.

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This parable, co-written and co-sung by Sparrow, warns of the dangers of cruise control.

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An average night with the odd couple.

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Can't sleep. Bed's on fire.

*Psychokiller was written by the talking heads

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A series of words that describe the impossiblity of describing things with words.

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I live in Manhattan and, well, you never know what could happen. Luckilly, there is Iowa.

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To be honest, I've never actually been to the Tennesee hills. But, sometimes, they just feel like home.

*rockytop was written by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant in 1968


Credits:

This album would not have been possible without the generous contribution of many accompanying vocals, sung by the delightful sparrow.

And, it TOTALLY wouldn't have been possible without the contribution of many design elements and scads of support from the lovely and talented Keren Form.

I would also like to thank Frank's microphone, who did not actually participate in the making of the album, but was there in spirit.